Fresh, fierce, and fabulously sober — this ‘No Booze. No Bullsh*t. Just Bloody Brilliant.’ Tea Towel is the ultimate statement piece for anyone thriving without the tipple. 🍋✨

Featuring a bold lemon on a turquoise surface with water droplets, this design screams energy, clarity, and confidence — exactly the vibe of living alcohol-free.

Whether it’s for you or a friend smashing their sober era, this towel makes a hilarious yet empowering Christmas gift that’s as practical as it is punchy.

💛 Design Details:

Bright lemon on turquoise background with realistic water droplets

Bold white text: “No Booze. No Bullsht. Just Bloody Brilliant.”*

Fresh, modern design with attitude

Ideal for adding personality to your kitchen or gift basket

🧵 Product Info:

Material: 100% cotton

Size: 46.5cm × 69.5cm

Made to order for quality and sustainability

Soft, absorbent, and machine washable

🎁 Perfect For:

Sober legends with a sense of humour

Friends celebrating milestones or dry months

Christmas, birthdays, or Secret Santa gifts

A fun reminder that life’s better clear-headed

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

Bold design and unapologetic message

Perfect balance of humour and empowerment

Eye-catching colours for any kitchen

Great talking point and meaningful gift

Celebrate your clarity — no booze, no bullsh*t, just bloody brilliant. 💫

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Funny Sober Tea Towel. No Booze Lemon Design