💬 PRODUCT OVERVIEW

Because who needs cocktails when you’ve got clarity, confidence, and a f*cking fabulous kitchen?

This premium 100% cotton tea towel is printed with the empowering quote:

“Clarity Hits Harder Than Cocktails.”

It’s the perfect blend of motivational, funny, and unapologetically sober.

Whether you’re celebrating your sober era, gifting a friend who’s ditched the booze, or just want to add some personality to your kitchen, this towel delivers sass, style, and purpose in one wipe-worthy package.

✨ FEATURES

100% Cotton Half Panama

Fabric hanging loop

Made in the UK

One size: 46.5cm × 69.5cm

Wash at 30 degrees and air dry.

Unsuitable for tumble drying.

Iron the reverse at a low setting.

Printed and packaged in the UK with love and a little attitude

🎁 PERFECT FOR

Sober milestones & anniversaries

Funny housewarming gifts

Alcohol-free home decor

Self-care gifts for friends who’ve swapped hangovers for hydration

“Just because” presents that make people laugh and feel proud

💡 STYLE TIP

Frame it as wall art for your kitchen bar area, or pair it with a mocktail mixer set for the ultimate Sober Babe Starter Kit.

🤍 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

It’s more than a tea towel — it’s a reminder that you’re thriving, shining, and smashing it without the hangovers.

Because clarity really does hit harder.

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Funny Sober Tea Towel, “Clarity Hits Harder Than Cocktails”, Alcohol-Free Gift