Sobriety isn’t beige. It’s brave, rebellious, and sometimes gloriously sarcastic.

The “Sober Till It’s Over” card is designed for those walking an alcohol-free path with confidence, grit, and a sharp sense of humour. Featuring a relaxed skeleton reclining in a coffin with bold pink typography, this card flips the script on traditional recovery messages. It’s honest, edgy, and refreshingly real.

Perfect for:

Sobriety milestones (30 days, 90 days, 1 year and beyond)
Alcohol-free birthdays and celebrations
Encouragement for someone newly sober
A knowing nod between sober friends
Anyone who prefers humour over Hallmark clichés

The card is blank inside, giving you space to write something meaningful, funny, supportive, or quietly powerful. Whether it’s a few words of pride or a full emotional download, the message is yours.

This is a card for people who:
✔️ Choose clarity
✔️ Choose self-respect
✔️ Choose to do things differently

And aren’t afraid to laugh along the way.

Product Details

Premium quality printed greeting card
Blank inside for your own message
Alternative, gothic-inspired sobriety design
Ideal for recovery, alcohol-free living, and sober celebrations

Because sobriety isn’t the end of the fun. It’s the start of something real.

funny sobriety card

Sober Till It’s Over, Funny Sobriety Greeting Card Blank Inside Alternative Recovery Card Alcohol-Free Celebration